OH GOD

Okay, so. This is a thing that just happened, like ten minutes ago.
I was in the mood for some full-body self-bondage, and I thought "I might as well get the camera out, too, and maybe it'll be some good footage for xhamster."

So, I go about gathering all of my innocent-looking ties, belts, scraps of yarn, etc. And I position the camera and aimed it at the bed. Then I stripped and got down to business. I didn't plan ahead of time, how I would tie what and where, so I was just wingin' it, on camera.

I get mostly tied up, body, legs, gag, etc. And I realize that I haven't set aside anything for hand-tying. All that's left is some yarn, so I figure that'll work. So I run it through some torso-bondage in the back, and make two loopy bits wide enough to stick my hands through. After that, I can twist my hands one way to make it tighter, and twist the other way to loosen the ties. That way (in theory) I should easily be able to get free when I'm ready. That's how I usually do it, except that I usually use a neck tie, which is much thicker and simpler. Take note that all of this was being done behind my back, so I couldn't really see what I was doing. And I ended up getting the yarn loops too far apart, which allowed for too much arm-freedom. so I just started randomly complicating the loops, to shorten the distance between them. (I can't explain what exactly I did, because I'm not even sure.) So, once I felt the loops were close enough, I put on my blindfold and stuck my hands in their respective loops. Then I twisted, them to tighten the loops, and proceeded to pretend to struggle for a while.

At some point, during my struggling around, I must have absentmindedly twisted and complicated my hands some more, because I noted that the yarn SURE WAS TIGHT, GEE. And attempted to untwist it, just a little. That just made it tighter, though. So I tried untwisting in the other direction. That also made it tighter.

It was around that point I realized that I couldn't free my hands. I couldn't remember how I tied them or how to untie them, so I started to panic.

I was seriously tied.

I did too thorough of a job, and could barely move my arms and legs.

OH GOD. I'M STUCK. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CALL FOR HELP???? IS THIS THE DAY MY FAMILY DISCOVERS MY DEEP DARK SECRET. (the secret is that I'm an idiot, apparently.)

I managed to get to my feet and push the gag out of my mouth. Lot of good that did, since I'd probably die before asking for help. No no, I'm a competent lass, I can get out of this situation.

I CAN, RIGHT?????

I struggle around more seriously, now, and my hands find the knot to SOMETHING, so I untie it. That did nothing, because that knot was only related to some harmless boob bondage. So I struggle more and try to use my muscles to BURST OUT of the weak yarn that binds me. TO NO AVAIL. If you didn't know, I have absolutely no muscle mass. I'm all soft and squishy.

Then a better idea hits me: THE SCISSORS!
If I could manage to both get to, and locate, AND get my hands on the scissors, I could cut my hands free. Harder than it sounds when you are blindfolded with your legs/feet tied together and hands bound tightly behind your back. Of course, I never occurred to me to have the scissors near-by in the case of an emergency.

But, luckily, I've been living in the same room for pretty much my entire life, so I know the layout well enough to navigate blindly. And I always keep the scissors in a cup on my desk, amongst some pens and pencils. The only issue is getting there... and managing to reach he cup.

First I tried hopping over, which didn't work too well. Then I tried shuffling my feet, and slowly inching over to the desk. It took a lot longer than it would have to just walk over there. But eventually I got there, and with my back to the desk, I managed to lean back and grab the scissors. Then I waddled back to the camera, so it could see why I suddenly got up and hopped away. So, with my butt to the camera, I positioned the scissors and snipped my way to hand-related freedom.

Not wanting to waste the effort I went to, in tying myself, I left everything else as-is... And proceeded to masturbate, of course. :D Not sure if I'll post the video to xhamster, or not. It's longer than they allow, so I'd have to cut it into two parts. Maybe I should just completely edit out the stupid part. hmmmmmmmm


If it was a poltergeist that got me all tangled up in that yarn, then I guess it was a guardian angel that pushed the pen cup into reach. Thanks for helping me, even though I'm a pervert!

tl;dr: I'm an idiot. The end.